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JBE's drummer Dan starts feud with "Effite" pop star Moby
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
This past weekend on NPR's popular quiz show, "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me", electronic artist and music star Moby said that one thing he learned from his public feud with the rapper Eminem was not to make enemies with popular music stars whose fans have guns. Moby said that if ever he would start a rivalry again, it would be with an unknown rock band's drummer.
"Oh yeah?" says Dan Cantor, drummer, pacifist from the widely unknown, globally obscure unpop band Jim's Big Ego. "Well, I don't think you can HANDLE a rivalry with me. You SAMPLE beats from far away places like Africa, while I actually go there and record the music. Check out the two cd's I've produced with my cousin Benny of nomadic wax. Senegalese hip hop gonna mess you up but proppa! Aduna Bi! Deg?"
Dan went on to make a variety of obscure hand gestures, and strike dance like poses, sticks in hand.
word to Moby.... it's on.
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CatalinaSunday, June 29th 2008 10:46AM
Speaking of NPR - I just heard Angry White Guy on NPR. At 7:37 this morning (that's Pacific time, so 10:37 to you), the bass line intro was the dividing music between the two segments.
Come back to Los Angeles soon!
Connie MichenerSunday, June 8th 2008 11:07PM
I once casually mentioned that I intended to beat up Russell Crowe, avenging Moby for an incident that happened in Australia some years ago. I was at the gym. A woman, eight years my senior, turned her head toward me and said, "Me, too."
Never underestimate the presence of sleeper-cells of women who will rise up to avenge that which provokes some mothering instinct. Margaret Mead said it's really the only force on this earth. Same thing if anyone really would have been dumb enough to sabotage Tom Brady. Just sayin' connie@beguilotron.com
TomSaturday, May 17th 2008 5:28PM
You rock! You are globally obscure, but you rock! Better to be real than to be "really famous" for nothing! Keep it up!
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