JIM'S BIG EGO: unpop for the unpopulous!

Big Whoop

from Don't Get Smart


In the morning, in the spring
auntie sent me marketing
go to town for me and get
eggs to make an omellete
if you're spoken to by men
you should never answer them
if you're spoken to by men...

Big Whoop
well waddly ya da
miss Mary Mack
your mothers back

... I had scarcely gone my way
when he said to me
good day
he said it once
he said it twice said he
'my dear I fear you shoe
will flip you in the face
I see the lace coming down
will you will you
let me tie up your shoe?'
oh no kind sir my antie said
that I should not reply to such
good friends good friends
and she's had experience!

Big Whoop
well waddly ya da
miss Mary Mack
your mothers back

One riori
ickery ann
philiston pholiston
nicholas john
eavy quavy
english navy
stinkum stankum
bonk
ini mini
miney mo
catch a tiger
by the toe
if it hollers let it go
my mother said to
pick the very best one
and it is why oh you

Big Whoop
well waddly ya da
miss Mary Mack
your mothers back

Big Whoop
well waddly ya da
miss Mary Mack
your mothers back.

updated 4 years ago