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JIM'S BIG EGO: unpop for the unpopulous!

play They're Everywhere

from They're Everywhere!

E --------------------- G#
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic
----------- A ---------- B
with surround sound speakers
--------- E
they're everywhere!
-------- A
they're everywhere!
-------- B (walk down A-A G#-G# F#-F#)
they're everywhere!

I hooked my cell phone
to a megaphone
to my headphone
and I'm still alone
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

-------- C#m
and I'd like to talk to you right now
-------- A ---------------- E
but it's me on the other line
A
I'll call you back when the weather man
-------- B
on the news gives me the sign
------C#m -------------------- G#
and I know you think they're all out to get you
------------- A --------------- A7
but they're really out to get me
--------- - B
can't you see

--------- E
they're everywhere!
-------- A
they're everywhere!
-------- B
they're everywhere!
--------- E
they're everywhere!
-------- A
they're everywhere!
-------- B
they're everywhere!
--------- E
they're everywhere!
-------- A
they're everywhere!
-------- B
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
-------- E -- A-- B
they're everywhere!

I'm a millitant environmentalist
in a Ford Exploder
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
I'm a xenophobic tapiocaphobe
and a claustrophobic agoraphobe
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

And I'd like to talk to you right now
but it's me on my other mind
I'll call you back when the spaceship lands
in 1949
and I know you think they're all out to get you
but they're really out to get me
can't you see

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

I'm a bipedal omnivoric semi-simian
who is always mating
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
and I'm chewing up the whole planet
and I'm procreating
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

And I'd like to talk to you right now
but it's time to procreate
I'll call you back when my head's cut off
but of course that will be too late
and I know you think they're all out to get you
but they're really out to get me
wheeeeeeeeee!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

updated: 1 year ago