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JIM'S BIG EGO: unpop for the unpopulous!

She Turns Me On

from More Songs About Me

Well I'm standing in the dirt,
I'm squinting in the sun
and she's over there with that great big gun
and she knows how to shoot it
and shoot it good she'll put a two inch hole
at twenty yards in a Chevy's hood
ooh baby she turns me on.

She's just a hundred twenty pounds
and just five foot five
but when it's one on one I just try to survive
I get flipped on my back
she caught be by surprise
and I'm looking up into her big brown eyes
ooh baby she turns me on

Don't mess with my baby cause she'll mess you up
I got to pour it on she's got a great big cup
she's no dainty pinky lady
she's got muscular hips
fire in the belly and firey lips
I look into her eyes and I start to sway,
I'm the rabbit on the highway I can't get away
she's an eighteen wheeler
with the cabin in the cab
and when we go out drinkin
she picks up the tab
ooh baby she turns me on

well she drives me crazy and she drives real fast
and she makes beleive that we're out of gas
on a moonlight night
when the stars come alive
she stops the car and we go for a ride
ooh baby, she turns me on
Don't mess with my baby cause she'll mess you up
I got to pour it on she's got a great big cup
she's no dainty pinky lady
she's got muscular hips
fire in the belly and firey lips
Now some guys say that I'm under her thumb
but not to my face unless they're real dumb
cause I can hold my own and she can too
its amazing what a little cooperation can do
cause I like to dry and she likes to clean
and we both like to cook if you know what I mean
ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh bay, she turns me on

updated: 7 years ago